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THE MERCH TABLE

Tees

The full shirt rack. Heavyweight cotton, strong opinions, soft on the skin.

9 ITEMS ON THE BALLOT

Designed in Australia. Printed to order, shipped worldwide. Anything faulty, we replace it.

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My Word Is My Bond - Albo

Anthony Albanese has made a lot of promises.

$47.00AUD

A Heartwarming Welcome

Some leaders guard the door.

$47.00AUD

Ping Pong The Wong

Foreign policy, but make it table tennis.

$47.00AUD

Ditch The Witch

A genuine piece of protest history, reprinted for the group chat.

$39.00AUD

The Whopper

Flame grilled promises, served daily.

$47.00AUD

I Stand With One Nation

Pin your colours to your chest.

$47.00AUD

I'm Voting One Nation

No need to ask how this one votes.

$47.00AUD

We've Changed Position

A government in motion, literally.

$47.00AUD

Fire The Liar

Get Albo Out.

$47.00AUD

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