My Word Is My Bond - Albo
$47.00AUD
Anthony Albanese has made a lot of promises. This shirt is one he can't break. "My Word Is My Bond" sits right on the chest, which is either deeply ironic or the funniest thing anyone's ever printed on 100% cotton. You decide.
Ships flat. Arrives with the energy of a press conference about to go sideways.
- Printed to order, just for you.
- Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up.
- Ships Australia-wide and worldwide, tracked.
- Faulty or wrong? We replace it, on us.
Secure Shopify checkout. Turns up dodgy? We sort it.
APPROX. Printed to order in 2 to 7 business days, then shipped. Delivery takes roughly 1 to 3 weeks depending on your location. Tracking emailed when it ships.
Designed in Australia. Printed to order worldwide.
The satire is 100% local. The cotton gets around.
Satirical design. Not official party merchandise.
Shipping & Returns
Made just for you, not pulled off a shelf. We print it (2 to 7 days), then post it (about 5 to 10 business days in Australia). Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships. Details.
If it arrives faulty, misprinted, or it's the wrong item, we replace it or refund you, on us. Because each one is printed for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns, so check the size guide first. Returns policy.
What it is
It's the classic political pledge, word for word, on a shirt. No asterisk. No footnote. No rolling six-month review. Just five words and the quiet satisfaction of wearing a joke that's written itself every news cycle since 2022. Chuck it on at the BBQ, the school pick-up, or literally anywhere a microphone might appear.
The shirt itself
Gildan 5000 unisex tee. Heavyweight 100% cotton at 5.3 oz. Not a thin surprise in the mail.
- 100% US cotton, ethically grown and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
- Unisex regular fit, true to size across the range
- Crew neck, seamless body, reinforced shoulders
- Tear-away label: no scratchy tag digging into your neck at the protest
- Sizes S-5XL in Black, White, Royal, and Orange
- Printed by DTG
Looking after it
Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry or tumble on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Treat it better than a ministerial promise and it'll outlast the parliamentary term.
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