WE MAKE MEMES, NOT MANIFESTOS.
If Parliament had a merch table run by shitposters, this would be it. EVERYTHING ONE NATION is an unofficial meme-merch operation roasting Australian politics from Canberra to Caboolture, with a soft spot for battlers and an allergy to focus groups.
We turn campaign energy into cotton: corflute-grade typography, authorisation lines that authorise nothing, and drops timed to the auspol calendar. All satire. Zero endorsements. Terrified of defamation lawyers.
This project is independent political satire. All names and references to public figures or parties are used for the purposes of commentary, criticism and humour. We are not endorsed by, affiliated with, or authorised by any political party, candidate, government agency or campaign. We sell jokes, not votes. Purchasing our merch does not support, donate to, or campaign for any political party.