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QUESTIONS

FAQ

The stuff people ask before they buy. Still stuck? Hit the contact page.

Is this a real shop? Will my order actually turn up?

Yes. We are an independent business running on Shopify, with secure, card-protected checkout. Your gear is printed to order and posted with tracking, and a real human answers support@everythingonenation.com. If anything arrives faulty or wrong, we replace it or refund you.

Is this official One Nation merch?

No. Everything One Nation is independent political satire. We are not affiliated with, authorised by, or endorsed by any political party, and we are not Pauline Hanson's One Nation. We sell jokes printed on cotton, not party merchandise.

What are the products made of?

Quality printed-to-order blanks — soft, heavyweight cotton tees and hoodies, printed with durable inks. Each item is made fresh when you order it.

How long will my order take?

Allow 2–7 business days for printing, then delivery: roughly 5–10 business days within Australia, 6–12 to New Zealand, and 10–20 for the rest of the world. Most orders land within 1–3 weeks. See our Shipping page for detail.

Can I return it?

Because everything is made to order, we can't take change-of-mind returns. But if your item arrives faulty, misprinted, damaged, or it's the wrong item, we'll replace it or refund you — see our Refund & Returns page.

What size should I get?

Check our size guide before ordering. Our tees are a classic unisex fit. Between sizes or like it relaxed? Size up.

Where do you ship?

Australia, New Zealand, and most of the world. Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your address.

How do I track my order?

You'll get an order confirmation email when you buy, and a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.

Do my purchases fund a political party?

Buying our merch is not in itself a political donation under Australian electoral law. We're an independent satire business. A portion of every sale is donated to Pauline Hanson's One Nation, but we are not affiliated with or fundraising on behalf of any party.

How do I get in touch?

Email support@everythingonenation.com — we usually reply within one to two business days.

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