The Whopper
$47.00AUD
Flame grilled promises, served daily. THE FLOGGER KING puts the PM behind the counter where he belongs, taking your order and telling you a Whopper with a perfectly straight face. Have it his way.
For everyone promised the lot who went home with the pickle. Ships flat, no meal deal required.
- Printed to order, just for you.
- Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up.
- Ships Australia-wide and worldwide, tracked.
- Faulty or wrong? We replace it, on us.
Secure Shopify checkout. Turns up dodgy? We sort it.
APPROX. Printed to order in 2 to 7 business days, then shipped. Delivery takes roughly 1 to 3 weeks depending on your location. Tracking emailed when it ships.
Designed in Australia. Printed to order worldwide.
The satire is 100% local. The cotton gets around.
Satirical design. Not official party merchandise.
Shipping & Returns
Made just for you, not pulled off a shelf. We print it (2 to 7 days), then post it (about 5 to 10 business days in Australia). Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships. Details.
If it arrives faulty, misprinted, or it's the wrong item, we replace it or refund you, on us. Because each one is printed for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns, so check the size guide first. Returns policy.
What it is
It's the campaign trail as a drive through. Big menu out the front, very little out the back, and a bloke who will genuinely say anything to get your vote. A loving tribute to the great Australian tradition of ordering one thing and being handed another. Wear it to the pub, the polling booth, or the next doorstop.
The shirt itself
Gildan 5000 unisex tee. Heavyweight 100% cotton at 5.3 oz. Not a thin surprise in the mail.
- 100% US cotton, ethically grown and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
- Unisex regular fit, true to size across the range
- Crew neck, seamless body, reinforced shoulders
- Tear-away label, so no scratchy tag at the rally
- Sizes S to 5XL in Black, White, Royal, and Orange
- Printed by DTG
Looking after it
Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry or tumble on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Cold wash keeps the print fresher than the election promises.
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