We've Changed Position
$47.00AUD
A government in motion, literally. WE'VE CHANGED OUR POSITION catches the leadership mid backflip, hands on the floor, dignity optional, doing whatever the latest focus group asked for.
For the quiet connoisseur of the policy reversal and the phrase take it on notice. Ships flat, lands whichever way the room wants.
- Printed to order, just for you.
- Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up.
- Ships Australia-wide and worldwide, tracked.
- Faulty or wrong? We replace it, on us.
Secure Shopify checkout. Turns up dodgy? We sort it.
APPROX. Printed to order in 2 to 7 business days, then shipped. Delivery takes roughly 1 to 3 weeks depending on your location. Tracking emailed when it ships.
Designed in Australia. Printed to order worldwide.
The satire is 100% local. The cotton gets around.
Satirical design. Not official party merchandise.
Shipping & Returns
Made just for you, not pulled off a shelf. We print it (2 to 7 days), then post it (about 5 to 10 business days in Australia). Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships. Details.
If it arrives faulty, misprinted, or it's the wrong item, we replace it or refund you, on us. Because each one is printed for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns, so check the size guide first. Returns policy.
What it is
It's the great Canberra yoga move. Bend at the knees, touch the ground, and somehow finish facing the exact opposite way you started, all while insisting nothing has changed and you've always been clear on this. Equal parts gymnastics and governance. Wear it anywhere a politician has ever rewritten history with a straight back.
The shirt itself
Gildan 5000 unisex tee. Heavyweight 100% cotton at 5.3 oz. Not a thin surprise in the mail.
- 100% US cotton, ethically grown and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
- Unisex regular fit, true to size across the range
- Crew neck, seamless body, reinforced shoulders
- Tear-away label, so no scratchy tag at the rally
- Sizes S to 5XL in Black, White, Royal, and Orange
- Printed by DTG
Looking after it
Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry or tumble on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Hang dry and it holds its shape better than the front bench holds a position.
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