“Energy rich Australia to go poor with power bill hikes.”
One Nation NSW
DROP 01: RALLY SEASON
UNOFFICIAL. UNAUTHORISED. UNBOTHERED.
STAND WITH PAULINE. LAUGH AT CANBERRA.
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Political satire you can wear. Heavyweight cotton, strong opinions, printed before the joke gets old.
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Victoria's trains aren't late. They're just loading.
EGG BOY FOREVER
The bravest bloke in Australian politics.
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Still the best prop ever brought to Question Time.
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REAL QUOTES ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT. WE JUST DREW THE PICTURES.
“Labor's net-zero obsession is a direct threat to livelihoods.”
Senator Malcolm Roberts
“Stop treating those living outside the capital cities like second-class citizens.”
One Nation, to the Labor government
“If you vote Labor, you'll wind up sleeping in your car.”
The Greens, in an actual ad
“Mass immigration is fuelling Australia's housing and cost of living crisis.”
One Nation
“My 47% silent partner doesn't even make coffee.”
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FROM THE SERVO TO THE SENATE.
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