“Energy rich Australia to go poor with power bill hikes.”
One Nation NSW
DROP 01: RALLY SEASON
UNOFFICIAL. UNAUTHORISED. UNBOTHERED.
WEAR HOWYOU FEEL.
Say it without the speech. Satirical Aussie political merch. 100% cotton, 0% explanations.
100% AUSSIE COTTON0% EXPLANATIONSIT'S JUST A SHIRT, MATEDROP 01: RALLY SEASONPLEASE EXPLAINAUTHORISED BY ABSOLUTELY NOBODYPRINTED BEFORE THE JOKE GOT OLDNO FOCUS GROUPS WERE CONSULTEDELECTION SEASON 2025CORFLUTES: 84,000. POLICIES: LOADING.DONKEY VOTE WITH STYLEI VOTED. THE SHIRT PROVES IT.SAUSAGE SIZZLE SURVIVORBOOTH CAPTAIN REPELLENTPREFERENTIAL VOTING FOR MY WARDROBE
FRESH DROPS
DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BY YOUR WALLETS
COMPLETELY REAL NUMBERS
INDEPENDENTLY AUDITED BY NOBODY
12,487+
SHIRTS OUT THE DOOR
9,021+
LEGENDS DRESSED
1
EXPLANATION STILL PENDING
0
FACTION MEETINGS ATTENDED
84,000+
CORFLUTES JUDGED HARSHLY
3
BACKGROUND FLAGS PER PRESS CONF.
EXHIBIT HALL
SAID OUT LOUD. IN PUBLIC.
REAL QUOTES ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT. WE JUST DREW THE PICTURES.
“Labor's net-zero obsession is a direct threat to livelihoods.”
Senator Malcolm Roberts
“Stop treating those living outside the capital cities like second-class citizens.”
One Nation, to the Labor government
“If you vote Labor, you'll wind up sleeping in your car.”
The Greens, in an actual ad
“Mass immigration is fuelling Australia's housing and cost of living crisis.”
One Nation
“My 47% silent partner doesn't even make coffee.”
Every small business owner, election season 2025
DROP 01: RALLY SEASON
PRINTED IN LIMITED NUMBERS. LIKE SENATE SEATS.
Every design in Drop 01 gets one print run, then it's gone. Never re-printed after the election. Probably. Each piece ships with big corflute energy and an authorisation line that authorises absolutely nothing.
SHOP DROP 01THE LORE
FROM THE SERVO TO THE SENATE.
This isn't fashion. This is a grassroots textile operation. Worn at smokos, BBQs, school pickups and at least one (1) parliamentary public gallery before security got involved. Wear how you feel. Confuse your relatives.
READ THE LOREWORD ON THE STREET
UNVERIFIED. LIKE MOST POLITICAL CLAIMS.
“Wore the cap to the family BBQ. My brother-in-law hasn't mentioned net zero since.”
DAZZA
IPSWICH, QLD
“The hoodie survived three doorknockers and a council election. Build quality is un-Australian, honestly.”
SHAZZA
PENRITH, NSW
“Bought the sticker pack to send a message. The message was received. I am no longer in the group chat.”
TREVOR
ROCKHAMPTON, QLD
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